Stuff!

• The ASCII Art Page
  A PHP based page (my first one that does more then just include another file!) that lets you view the ASCII art designs I've done. Enjoy.

• Munchmallo
  You know you want it really.

• The Angst Page
  Stressed out? Need to chill? This page won't help. It contains links to stuff I wrote as much as ten years ago when I was stressed out and needed to chill.

• The Stylesheet
  Wondering how it's all done so easily? Here's my tidy stylesheet.
• The Invisible 1x1 Image
  You can't see it but it's as important as oxygen to this website...
• The Telly Test Card
  This page gets wheeled out when I have to take the site down for any reason. It relies on The Stylesheet and The Invisible 1x1 Image, as does the rest of this site.

• [IMAGE] C64 Opening Screen (2K)
  I get nostalgic for the old days, OK?
• [IMAGE] Kermit and a friend (51K) (Rated 18!)
  What would Miss Piggy say to this I wonder?
• [SOUND] Armageddon (1.2M) (Rated 18!)
  You'll never see a Hamster or the film by the same name in quite the same way again...

• The ISP in-joke
  My colleagues will recognise this as a parody of the things I work with. Others will not understand the joke. It looks OK in IE on a Windows box, but I don't expect it looks any good anywhere else... No <img> tags whatsoever are used to create this!!
• The Ultimate Jargon File (2.3M!)
  This is huge! - If your connection can handle it, this is the much fabled Jargon File, containing hacker lore and jargon terms from the time the first ever CPU added 2 and 2 'til now.